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original_filename - "Original Line"
> "New, edited line"

After killing more than 2 enemies in 20 seconds
"Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together...IN HELL!"
>"Missin' and immaterial? Well, yer guts are missing and yer limbs arent much better!"
"Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!"
>*Mad laughter*
"How's that feel, ya blockhead?"
>"What's that? You want me to gather all of your bits plastered over the landscape?"
"Ye great, lactating wet nurse!"
> "I wanna be a pub star, kimi wo motto"
"Bloody brilliant!"
>"Woo-hoo!" (possibly Homer Simpson-esque)

 After killing more than 5 enemies in 20 seconds
"You're all bloody dead!"
>"You need to lighten up and DRINK MORE!"
"In your language; 'Eat lead laddies!'"
>"Ah, the sakura blossoms are falling again... no wait, that's blood." (use for Yuyuko perhaps?) (Alternate use "cherry petals" for "sakura blossoms") (Second the use of "cherry petals")
"All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs!
> "Lot of good your sobriety did you!"

 3 or more Stickybomb Kills in 20 seconds
 "Couldn' y'see the bloody bombs?"
 > "There's some danmaku you shouldn't have tried to graze."
  "You appear to have trodden on a mine!"
  >"What's that, can't hold your drink?"
 "An' that's whatcha get for touchin' that."
 > "An' that's whatcha get for touchin' MY sake!"
 ---
 "Bloody 'ell, those ones were mah favorites!"
 > "I'll be running out of hair at this rate!"  (?) (reference to when Suika pulls out her hair to form mini-suikas) I think this is a bit obscure?
 > "Now look what ya made me do!"
 "Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!"
>"An' that's what ya get for messing with Onis!"

Dominating (one, two, three) opponents (How many of these are there supposed to be?)
>"Hey, you wanna get spirited away?"
>


Revenge
>"I've seen youkai better then you!"(Oni is an ancient race right?)(Yep)

Battlecries
"Let'ss dooooo it"
>"Party at the shrrrriiiiiiiiine"

Capture
>I'd rather go capture a bar."

Defended
>"No is going to take away my precious sake."

Cheers/Round won
"We ... did it!" 

"Ahluv ..... every, single ..... one of ya ...... not you." 
>"I'd let ya ALL be celestials... 'cept you."
"See? Ah told ye they were a bunch ae wee lasses!" 
"Imagine if I hadn't been drunk." 
>"Imagine if I was drunker"
"See I told you they were a bunch of we lasses." 
>"Ah told you they were weaklings!"
"Ah don't think they saw that one comin'." 
>same
"If I wasn't the man I was, I'd kiss ya." 
"It's a fine thing lads." 
---
"Bloody brilliant!" 
"Well alright!" 
"That's the spirit!" 
"Ah that's the stuff!" 
"THAT'S THE WAY YA DO IT!" 

Jeers/Round loss
"Boooooo!" 
> "Screw it, I'm headed back to the shrine for some beer sake ..."
"Hssssssss" 
>"Pbbph..."(mockingly)
"I'm drunk, you don't have an excuse." 
>"I ran out of sake, you don't have an excuse."
"Ah feel like every bone in me body's broke." 
"I did what I could!" 
>"This is all Yukari's fault!" ???
"Thankfully I already don't remember this!" 
"Bloody hell!" 
>"Bloody crowfires!" ????
"Buck up lads we'll get em next time!" 
>Next time, we'll get em good!
"AH ALMOST JOINED THEIR BLOODY TEAM." 
"We are sorry bunch of losers." 
---
"Ah me mother titty" 
"ACH!" 
"Bloody hell!" 
"AW CRIPE!" 
"BAW!" 

"Cheers, mate!" (bottle taunt)
>"I'm here to kick ass and drink sake, and (glug glug)"

"Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!" (bottle kill)
>"That's the power of sake!"

On Fire

>"Woo, I'm on fire! Wait, I'M ON FIRE!!"
>"Help! I'm not a Molotov cocktail!"
>"It's burning off my alcohol!"

****START OF RECORDING LINES*****

burp02 - "*Short Burp*"
burp03 - "*Short Burp*"
burp04 - "*Long burp*"
burp05 - "*Very long burp"
burp06 - "*Medium burp"
burp07 - "*Short burp*"

demoman_activatecharge01 - "Hit it doc!"
> "Hit it, Eirin!"
demoman_activatecharge02 - "Charge it doc!"
> "LunarCharge me, Eirin!"
demoman_activatecharge03 - "Go on then doc!"
> "Activate it now, Eirin!"

demoman_autocappedcontrolpoint01 - "Keep it up lads!"
> "Keep it up, girls!"
demoman_autocappedcontrolpoint02 - "Guts and glory lads!"
> "Wooooo, raise the roooooof!" (what a party animal)
demoman_autocappedcontrolpoint03 - "Now it our flippin' point!"
> "Now it's our party!"

demoman_autocappedintelligence01 - "Ehh! That's the way you do it!"
> "An' THAT'S how ya do it!"
demoman_autocappedintelligence02 - "Time to get blotted!"
> "Time to PARTY!"
demoman_autocappedintelligence03 - "That'll teach 'em!"
> "That'll show them who's the hit of the festival!"

demoman_autodejectedtie01 - "That wasn't supposed to happen."
> "Wha? They just crashed our party!"
demoman_autodejectedtie02 - "What just happended!"
>Same
demoman_autodejectedtie03 - "*Sigh*"
>same
demoman_autodejectedtie04 - "You bleeding idiots!"
> "You idiots!"

demoman_autoonfire01 - "Fire! Fire! Fire"
> "Woo, I'm on fire! Wait, I'M ON FIRE!"
demoman_autoonfire02 - "I'm Burnin'!"
>same
demoman_autoonfire03 - "Firrrrrree!"
> "It's burning off my alcohol!"

demoman_battlecry01 - "Freedom!"
>"Happy hour!"
demoman_battlecry02 - "Howl at them lads!"
> "Sake for allllllllllll~!"
demoman_battlecry03 - "Get'em Boyos!"
> "Let's get'em!"
demoman_battlecry04 - "Kill'em all!"
> "My playtime's just begun!"
demoman_battlecry05 - "Lets do it!"
> "Party at the shriiiiiiine~!"
demoman_battlecry06 - "*Drunk Rambling*"
> "(drunken laughing)"I can totally drunk ramble and save drunk laughing for another line   Do eet
demoman_battlecry07 - "Come on!"
>Same

demoman_cheers01 - "We... Did it."
> "Victorrrrrrrrrry!"
demoman_cheers02 - "Ah love...every single one of ya, not you."
> "I'd let ya ALL be celestials... 'cept you."
demoman_cheers03 - "Imagine if i hadn't been drunk."
> "Imagine if I hadn't been drunk... oh wait." (that never happens!)
demoman_cheers04 - "We did it!"
>same
demoman_cheers05 - "See, i told ya they were a bunch of wee lasses."
> "Ah told you they were weaklings!"
demoman_cheers06 - "I don't think they saw that one coming"
> "I doubt they saw that danmaku comin'!"
demoman_cheers07 - "If i wasn't the man i was i'd kiss ya"
> "I'mma going to invite ALLL of ya to my next feast!"
demoman_cheers08 - "It's" a fine thing lads."
> "Woooooo-hoooooooooooo!"

demoman_cloakedspy01 - "Bloody spy!"
> "Issa Spy!" (slurred "It's a".... I'll know how to pronounce)
demoman_cloakedspy02 - "Spy around here!"
>same
demoman_cloakedspy03 - "Spy!"
>same

demoman_cloakedspyidentify01 - "That Scout's a bloody spy!"
> "That crowgirl's a dang spy!"
demoman_cloakedspyidentify02 - "That Soldier's a bloody spy!"
> "That soldier's a dang spy!" Why was this changed back to soldier?
> Doesn't matter now I already recorded these lines and alt takes for the alts :V
demoman_cloakedspyidentify03 - "That Heavy's a bloody spy!"
> "That ghost's a dang spy!"
demoman_cloakedspyidentify04 - "That Demo's a bloody spy!"
> "That Oni's a dang spy!"
demoman_cloakedspyidentify05 - "That Spy's a bloody traitor!"
> "That spy's a traitor!"
demoman_cloakedspyidentify06 - "That Medic's a bloody spy!"
> "That moonlady's a dang spy!"
demoman_cloakedspyidentify07 - "The Enginieer's a bloody spy!"
> "That turtlegirl's a dang spy!"
demoman_cloakedspyidentify08 - "That Sniper's a bloody spy!"
> "That bookworm's a dang spy!"
demoman_cloakedspyidentify09 - "That Pyro's a bloody spy!"
> "That firebird's a dang spy!"

**RECORDED**
demoman_dominationdemoman01 - "Thus begins my thousand year rain of blood!"
> "You disgrace the name of the Four Devas."
> "You are a disgrace to the Four Devas" (flows better when spoken)
demoman_dominationdemoman02 - "Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!"
> "I didn't invite YOU to my party."
demoman_dominationdemoman03 - "It is the dominatening!"
> "The party has only just begun!"
demoman_dominationdemoman04 - "Welcome to the dominatening!"
> "Done already? We were just getting to the feast too."

**RECORDED**
demoman_dominationengineer01 - "Don't hide behind yer toys, lad!"
> "Can't hide in ya turtle shell now!"
demoman_dominationengineer02 - "You're weak, I'm strong, and I win, toymaker!"
>Same
> "So what broke THIS time?"
demoman_dominationengineer03 - "That's a right pretty bra-washer ya built, you big ugly girl!"
> "Can you build me a breathelizer next?"
demoman_dominationengineer04 - "You come (?) at me again like that, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!"
> "Try that again, and I'll stick that wrench where the sun don't shine."(Sounding disgusted)
> "You're all washed up!"
demoman_dominationengineer05 - "Go on and build more 'a yer little guns; I'll shove every one of 'em up yer arse."
> "Sorry, no nerds allowed at my parties!"
> (I can't think of anything not too perverted. =#) (yeah in cases like that we usually disregard the base line and just make up something in-character)
demoman_dominationengineer06 - "If you were huntin' trouble, lad, you found it!"
> "If you were huntin' trouble, lassie(girl, etc), you found it!"
> "Gimme some of that cucumber-flavored beer will ya?"

demoman_dominationheavy01 - "Dominated, you grease-drippin' pork pie!"
> "Wipe your face before you fight. It's less embarrassing when I kill you." (too harsh for Suika, this is a better domination line for one of the soldiers.. Yuka perhaps?)
> "Just add that one to my tab, barkeep!"
demoman_dominationheavy02 - "Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven."
> "There's all you can eat Mystia where you're going." (but that's a good thing for her so it can't be a domination line :P)
> "Float like a butterfly- oh you're too fat for that!"
demoman_dominationheavy03 - "Dominated, you blubbery Bolshevik!"
> "Princess or not, you're exorcised!"
demoman_dominationheavy04 - "Aww, there's a new angel in heaven... IN HELL!"
> "Back to the Netherworld with you!"
demoman_dominationheavy05 - "Little too much caber-tossin' pie down yer own throat, eh chubby?"
> "You shouldn't drink on an empty stomach but this is ridiculous!"

**RECORDED**
demoman_dominationmedic01 - "Dominated, you teutonic (gibberish) (burp) (mumble)"
> "Don't tell me my blood alcohol's too high (drunk babble)"
demoman_dominationmedic02 - "How's that doin' no harm workin' out for ya, then?"
> "And if I ever need a new liver I can just have yours now!"
demoman_dominationmedic03 - "Dominated! And I've been shaggin' yer wife. Haha!"
> "I knew alcohol kills germs, guess it kills doctors too!"
demoman_dominationmedic04 - "I dominate ya, saw-bones!"
> "I think I'll pass on that liver transplant."
> "Who's going to do my liver transplant NOW?"

**RECORDED**
demoman_dominationpyro01 - "You brought shame on your people, you mumblin' devil."
> "Your family has now been shamed twice, no thanks to you." (I think this would work better for one of the soldiers, maybe Reimu/Yuka?)
> "One flaming sake, coming up!"
demoman_dominationpyro02 - "Go home, lassie. MEN are fighting here."
> "Ohoho, sake makes you burn faster!"
demoman_dominationpyro03 - "Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!"
> "If you can't stand the heat, stay out of my liquor cabinet!"
demoman_dominationpyro04 - "BURN. IN. HELL!"
> Same

demoman_dominationscout01 - "Dominated, twinkle-toes!"
> "It's a slow news day today."
demoman_dominationscout02 - "Dominated, ya wee scamperin' windbag!"
> "Speed doesn't mean anything when you're dead!"
demoman_dominationscout03 - "Dominated, tiny man!"
> "Report THIS!"
demoman_dominationscout04 - "Don't come wag with me, you pint-sized mutt."
> "I just killed one bird with THIS stone!"
demoman_dominationscout05 - "You're like a little bunny, scurryin' around, eatin' up yer lettuce 'n berries."
>"You're like a little crow, scurryin' around, eatin' up some trashes 'n bodies."
> "Looks like newspaper's good for soaking up spilled sake!"  Because Suika's sake sometimes drop.
demoman_dominationscout06 - "You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!"
>"You're nothing but a blackhearted flatterer! you NEVER change!"
demoman_dominationscout07 - "Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again, lad."
> "Aww you get to write your own obiturary now!"
demoman_dominationscout08 - "Ohh, you're a wee little miss, you are." (?)
> "Can't take pictures when you're dead (giggles)"

demoman_dominationsniper01 - "Perfect bloody domination ya campy weasel."
> "There's a picture of you next to DOMINATED in that big ol' dictionary of yours!"
demoman_dominationsniper02 - "Dominated, ya head-shottin' Judas!"
> "That's what you get for never coming out to party!"
demoman_dominationsniper03 - "I HATE you campers. Everybody bloody hates you."
> "Nobody likes a partypooping hermit!"
demoman_dominationsniper04 - "It's lads like you that give war a bad name."
> "Guess those books never taught you how to not get dominated!"

REIMU
**RECORDED**
demoman_dominationsoldier01 - "DOMINATED! Hahahahahaha!"
> "Now THAT is a domination!"
demoman_dominationsoldier02 - "I'll notify yer next of kin... that you SUCKED!"
> "I'll notify Komachi/Orin... that you SUCKED!" (Orin was preferred in Reimu's script.) (I used Komachi in one of the taunts, guess it's all the same really) (Yeah, but it's a reference to one of Reimu's lines so we should be maintaining consistency here.)  (welllll, I already recorded using Komachi so I should be consistant within the Suika lines)
demoman_dominationsoldier03 - "Hey, Private Haircut, I mighta taken a bit too much off... YER HEAD!"
> "Hey shrine maiden I just made a donation... of YOUR HEAD!"
demoman_dominationsoldier04 - "Mother 'a mercy, now THAT is a bloody domination!"
> "There's a difference between a donation and a domination. ME!"
demoman_dominationsoldier05 - "Lotta good that Soldier trainin' did ya; I'M DRUNK."
> "Lotta good miko training did ya, I'M DRUNK!"

UTSUHO
demoman_dominationsoldier01 - "DOMINATED! Hahahahahaha!"
> "Dominated, you egghead." (Unyuu?)
> "Dominated, you atomic waste!"
demoman_dominationsoldier02 - "I'll notify yer next of kin... that you SUCKED!"
> "I'll make sure to tell Miss Satori how much her pet SUCKED!"
demoman_dominationsoldier03 - "Hey, Private Haircut, I mighta taken a bit too much off... YER HEAD!"
> "Clipping your wings sure is a good way to pass the time!"
demoman_dominationsoldier04 - "Mother 'a mercy, now THAT is a bloody domination!"
> "Not even the power of one-thousand suns can help you kill me."
demoman_dominationsoldier05 - "Lotta good that Soldier trainin' did ya; I'M DRUNK."
> "Lotta good a nuclear reactor's gonna do ya... I'M DRUNK"

YUKA
demoman_dominationsoldier01 - "DOMINATED! Hahahahahaha!"
> "Genocide is fun, huh?(laughs)"
> "You're right, genocide IS fun (giggles)"
demoman_dominationsoldier02 - "I'll notify yer next of kin... that you SUCKED!"
> "I wonder if the Yama will give YOU a fair trail?" (Emphasis on the you, thought of because of Mystic Square.)
>"I guess sake and fertilizer don't mix after all!"
demoman_dominationsoldier03 - "Hey, Private Haircut, I mighta taken a bit too much off... YER HEAD!"
> "Trimmed some branches for ya, oh wait those were your limbs!"
demoman_dominationsoldier04 - "Mother 'a mercy, now THAT is a bloody domination!"
> "I wonder if sake helps flowers grow?"
demoman_dominationsoldier05 - "Lotta good that Soldier trainin' did ya; I'M DRUNK."
> "Lotta good that fertilizer did ya; I'M DRUNK!"

**RECORDED**
SAKUYA
demoman_dominationspy01 - "Dominated, ya alley-skulkin' backstabber!"
> "Dominated, you sneaky maid!"
demoman_dominationspy02 - "You're a back-(?) snake and, by God, you'll die like one!"
> "Even with beer goggles I can see through that lame disguise!" (I think this line can really apply to all the spy characters)
demoman_dominationspy03 - "I hope I didn't scare ya with my face-to-face MAN-fightin'!"
> "Hey maid, I dropped my sake, can you clean it up?  Oh you can't, you're dead!"

**RECORDED
KOISHI
demoman_dominationspy01 - "Dominated, ya alley-skulkin' backstabber!"
> "Dominated, you wanderer."
> "Dominated, you Freudian freak!" (since all her spell cards are psychology related)
demoman_dominationspy02 - "You're a back-talkin' snake and, by God, you'll die like one!"
> "Even with beer goggles I can see through that lame disguise!" (I think this line can really apply to all the spy characters)
demoman_dominationspy03 - "I hope I didn't scare ya with my face-to-face MAN-fightin'!"
> "Hah, couldn't sense THAT one coming ya crazy mindreader!" (Koishi can read minds but just "chooses not to" right?) (She chose to seal away her third eye, which backfired and now allows her to read (+ manipulate) the subconscious.)

NUE
demoman_dominationspy01 - "Dominated, ya alley-skulkin' backstabber!"
> "Dominated, you sniveling sneak!"
demoman_dominationspy02 - "You're a back-(?) snake and, by God, you'll die like one!"
> "Even with beer goggles I can see through that lame disguise!" (I think this line can really apply to all the spy characters)
demoman_dominationspy03 - "I hope I didn't scare ya with my face-to-face MAN-fightin'!"
> "Look who did the scaring THIS time bwahahaha!"

demoman_eyelandertaunt01 - "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! ... eye."
> (same)
demoman_eyelandertaunt02 - "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"
> (same)

(Up to listener's interpretation, but here's my take on it in case it helps come up with our own gibberish lines.)
Actually on second thought, if people wanna help brainstorm some drunkbabble it'd be a good starting point for me
demoman_gibberish01 - "(?) your ass's ass and I'm the grassman, punk, you heaven's heathen."
demoman_gibberish02 - "(gibberish, then belch)"
demoman_gibberish03 - "I have to tell you, I love you, man. (?)"
demoman_gibberish04 - "Every of you, eh, think you're better than me, you're kind of another thing."
demoman_gibberish05 - "Oh (?) both of you (?)"
demoman_gibberish06 - "(cry) I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster (?)"
demoman_gibberish07 - (same as above, minus "I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster")
demoman_gibberish08
demoman_gibberish09 - "Gonna kill you, and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, 'cause you're gonna be dead and then I'm gonna kill you."
demoman_gibberish10
demoman_gibberish11 - "It's on! It's on like (snore) Huh? Wha?"
demoman_gibberish12 - "Just bought two tickets to the gun show and I'm not givin' 'em to ya. I'm goin' with YOUR tickets, hahahahaha (snore) Wha?"
demoman_gibberish13 - "(?) take down to the pain train station in (?) town."

demoman_go01 - "Go!"
>same
demoman_go02 - "Move it lads!"
> "Move it, ya girlies!"
demoman_go03 - "Get going!"
>same

demoman_goodjob01 - "Cheers mate!" (Bottle taunt)
>"I'm here to kick ass and drink sake, and (glug glug)"
demoman_goodjob02 - "You're doing good lads!"
> "Drinks are on me, girls!"

demoman_headleft01 - "Head left!"
> "Left!"
demoman_headleft02 - "Go left!"
> "Go left!"
demoman_headleft03 - "To the left!"
> "To the left!"
demoman_headright01 - "Head right!"
> "Right!"
demoman_headright02 - "Go right!"
> "Go right!"
demoman_headright03 - "To the right!"
> "To the right!"

demoman_helpme01 - "Help!"
> "Help!"
demoman_helpme02 - "Help me!"
> "Help me!"
demoman_helpme03 - "Give us a hand."
> "Give us a hand, will ya?"

demoman_helpmecapture01 - "Give us a hand here with this point."
>same
demoman_helpmecapture02 - "Help me capture this bloody thing!"
> "Help me capture this dang thing!"
demoman_helpmecapture03 - "Come here lad, Help me capture this."
> "You ain't drunk, help me capture this!"

demoman_helpmedefend01 - "I can't hold them off alone here!"
>Same
demoman_helpmedefend02 - "I need some help holding them off!"
> "Help me hold 'em off!"
demoman_helpmedefend03 - "Get over here and help me defend you idiot!"
>Same

(I'll do in same intonation as original files)
demoman_incoming01 - "Incoming!"
> "Incoming!"
demoman_incoming02 - "Incoming!"
> "Incoming!"
demoman_incoming03 - "Incoming!"
> "Incoming!"

demoman_jeers01 - "Booooooo!"
> "Ah, screw it. I'm headed back to the shrine for some sake."
demoman_jeers02 - "Psssssssst"
> "I can't believe I wasted sake on this!"
demoman_jeers03 - "I'm drunk! you don't have an excuse!"
>Same
demoman_jeers04 - "I feel like every bone in me body's broke"
> "I couldn't dodge those bullets....
demoman_jeers05 - "I did what i could"
> "This isn't my fault!"
demoman_jeers06 - "Ohhhhh, i've really hit rock bottom"
> "Ohhhh, maybe I drank too much that time...."
demoman_jeers07 - "Thankfully i already don't remember this"
> "At least I'm too drunk to remember this battle!"
demoman_jeers08 - "Bloody hell"
> "The hell?!!?"
demoman_jeers09 - "Buck up lads, we'll get them next time"
> "We'll show them next time, girls!"
demoman_jeers10 - "I almost joined their bloody team"
> "Ughhhh.... I bet their booze is better!"
demoman_jeers11 - "We're a sorry bunch of losers"
> "Party poopers...."

(Drunken laughing, of course.)
I'll base them on the original files, just girlyfy them
demoman_laughevil01 - "hahahaha"
>same
demoman_laughevil02 - "hohohahahhaha"
>same
demoman_laughevil03 - "ahahahaha"
>same
demoman_laughevil04 - "nehehehe"
>same
demoman_laughevil05 - "hehehehe"
>same
demoman_laughhappy01 - "Hohohohohoho"
>same
demoman_laughhappy02 - "ohhahaha"
>same
demoman_laughlong01 - "ohhahaha oh the hahahaa"
>same
demoman_laughlong02 - "hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha"
>same
demoman_laughshort01 - "hoho!"
>same
demoman_laughshort02 - "ahhahaha"
>same
demoman_laughshort03 - "haha"
>same
demoman_laughshort04 - "ha"
>same
demoman_laughshort05 - "hahahar"
>same
demoman_laughshort06 - "Ohha!"
>same

demoman_medic01 - "Medic!"
> "Eirin!"
demoman_medic02 - "Medic!"
> "Eiiiiiiirin!"
demoman_medic03 - "Medic!"
> "Help me, Eirin!"

demoman_moveup01 - "Move the gear up lads"
> "Move the gear up, you ladies!"
demoman_moveup02 - "Move that gear up!"
>same
demoman_moveup03 - "Move that kit up!"
>same

demoman_needdispenser01 - "Need a dispenser here!"
> "Ge'mme a dispenser!" (slurred "get me".... I'll know how to pronounce it)
demoman_needsentry01 - "Need a sentry here"
> "Ge'mme a sentry!"
demoman_needteleporter01 - "Need a teleporter here"
> "Ge'mme a teleporter!"

demoman_negativevocalization01 - "Oh me mother tilly"
> "You made me spill my sake!" Suika's sake sometimes drop.
demoman_negativevocalization02 - "*Sigh*"
> "(angry drunken rambling)"
demoman_negativevocalization03 - "Argh!"
>same
demoman_negativevocalization04 - "Bloody hell!"
> "What the hell...?"
demoman_negativevocalization05 - "Ahh cripe!"
> "Awww dangit!"
demoman_negativevocalization06 - "Bah!"
> "doh!" (Homer Simpson-esque?)

demoman_niceshot01 - "Good shot lad!"
> "Good shot, missy!"
demoman_niceshot02 - "Good shot man!"
> "Good aim!"
demoman_niceshot03 - "Nice shot man!"
> "Nice shot!"

demoman_no01 - "No"
>same
demoman_no02 - "Nah"
>same
demoman_no03 - "Ah, No"
>same

demoman_positivevocalization01 - "Bloody brilliant!"
> "Yay Yay Yaaaaaaay~!"
demoman_positivevocalization02 - "Well, all right!"
> "Alrighty then!"
demoman_positivevocalization03 - "Thats the spirit!"
> Same
demoman_positivevocalization04 - "Ahh! thats the stuff!"
> "I'll buy ya a drink for that!"
demoman_positivevocalization05 - "Thats the way you do it!"
> "That's how ya' do it!"

demoman_sentryahead01 - "Sentry ahead!"
>"There's a sentry ahead!"
demoman_sentryahead02 - "Sentry coming up!"
>same
demoman_sentryahead03 - "Sentry up ahead!"
>same

demoman_specialcompleted-assistedkill01 - "We did it mate!"
> "I'd let ya be my drinkin' buddy any day!"
demoman_specialcompleted-assistedkill02 - "I didn't need your help you know."
> "I could'a done it myself but thanks for the help!"
demoman_specialcompleted01 - "That's what you get for touching that."
> "That's what ya get for touching my sake!"
demoman_specialcompleted02 - "Eyy, Me botle of scrumpy!"
> "That's the power of sake!"
demoman_specialcompleted03 - "You appear to have trodden on a mine!"
> "What's that, can't hold your drink?"
demoman_specialcompleted04 - "How's that feel you blockhead!"
> "What's that? You want me to gather all of your bits plastered over the landscape?"
demoman_specialcompleted05 - "That was my point you are standing on!"
> "Welcome to the party, enjoy!"
demoman_specialcompleted06 - "Next time you'll bloody ask before standing on my point."
> "Next time ask before getting between me and my sake!"
demoman_specialcompleted07 - "Bloody hell, those ones were ma favorites"
> "Awwww, that was my favorite booze too!"
demoman_specialcompleted08 - "Let that be a bloody lesson to ya"
> "An' that's what ya get for messing with Onis!"
demoman_specialcompleted09 - "I had my good eye on you the whole time!"
> "I may be drunk but I ain't letting that get past ME!"
demoman_specialcompleted10 - "Couldn't you see the bloody bombs!"
> "Couldn't you see my spellcards?!?"
demoman_specialcompleted11 - "Kaaa-Boom!" (Grenade taunt)
>Same
demoman_specialcompleted12 - "Ka-blooey!"
>same

demoman_standonthepoint01 - "Stand on the bloody point ya half-wit"
> "Stand on the dang point, missy!"
demoman_standonthepoint02 - "Stand on the point ya git!"
> "Get on the point, missy!"

demoman_thanks01 - "Thanks mate"
> "Thanks missy!"
demoman_thanks02 - "Ey, thanks mate!"
> "Why thank ya, missy!"

demoman_thanksfortheheal01 - "Ey, thanks doc."
>"Ey, thanks Eirin"
demoman_thanksfortheheal02 - "Thankyou doctor!"
> "Thank'ye, Eirin"
demoman_thanksfortheheal03 - "Thanks doc!"
> "Thanks, Eirin!"

demoman_thanksfortheteleporter01 - "Thanks for the ride!"
> "Oh thankye, turtlegirl."
demoman_thanksfortheteleporter02 - "Thanks lad!"
> "Tha~nks, missy!"

demoman_yes01 - "Aye!"
>"Yup!"
demoman_yes02 - "Ya!"
>same
demoman_yes03 - "Yes."
>"Yup-yup!"

demoman_taunts01 - "All ya dandies pranicing about with your heads full of eyeballs!"
> "Lot of good your sobriety did you!"
demoman_taunts02 - "You great lactating wet nurse!"
> "What a lightweight!"
demoman_taunts03 - "I'm gonna stick my thumbs in your eyes and hang on until you're dead"
> "I'm going to sing and party and drink allllll night LONG~!"
demoman_taunts04 - "Don't fret boyo, I'll be gentle!"
> "(mad laughter)" There's plenty of laughing lines, don't know if another one is needed?
> "I'm juuuust tipsy enough to go easy on ya!"
demoman_taunts05 - "Ohh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!"
> "Ohhh I bet I can outdrink YOU!"
demoman_taunts06 - "I'm gonna be all over you like shingles!"
> "I'm going to be on you like an oni at an open bar!"
demoman_taunts07 - "Your makin' me very *cross*!"
> "You're makin' my drink taste bad!"
demoman_taunts08 - "Ohh they're going to have to glue you back together, in hell!"
> "Missin' and immaterial? Well, yer guts are missing and yer limbs arent much better!"
demoman_taunts09 - "I'm going to blast ya into thin grule!"
> "I'm gonna blast ya to confetti!"
demoman_taunts10 - "Ohh, They're going to find you all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya!"
> "There's not going to be anything for Komachi to ferry across after I get to ya!" (too obscure?)
demoman_taunts11 - "Not one of ya is gonna survive this!"
> "Not one of ya's gonna come out sober!"
demoman_taunts12 - "You're all bloody dead!"
> "You need to lighten up and DRINK MORE!"
demoman_taunts13 - "Ohhh, I'm going to liquefy ya."
> "Ohhh I'm gonna beat ya into mist!" (since Suika turns into mist in that blasted spellcard of hers)
demoman_taunts14 - "I'm going to strangle you with my bare hands!"
> "I'm here to kick assssssss and drink saaaaake and I'm all outta.... ohhhhhh wait I'm not, I can do BOTH!"
demoman_taunts15 - "In your language, Eat lead laddies!"
> "You, me, this bottle of sake...... LET'S DO IT!"
demoman_taunts16 - "They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!"
> "I'm going to bury you under Youkai Mountain! (Touhou wiki tells me that's the name)