TO ANYONE ABOUT TO WRITE! Format the document like this: original_filename - "Original Line" > "New, edited line" 1. "Heartwarming, even for me..." - Cheers, positive reenforcement 2. "Like the thorn of a rose...stings, doesn't it?" - Backstab 3. "To think you had been looking at me the whole time without knowing it." - Backstab 4. "See, I can do it without my third eye." - Revenge kill via backstab 5. "This pain...how does it feel?" - After killing 5 enemies in less than 20 seconds After killing more than 2 enemies in 20 seconds "Sorry to 'pop-in' unannounced." "Pardon me." "Coward!" After killing more than 5 enemies in 20 seconds "Top shelf!" Kill assist "I appreciate your help." "My appreciation, amigo." (Translation: "My appreciation, friend.") Domination of two opponents [Gleeful Laughter] "You disgust me." Revenge kill "All in a day's work." "Excellent." "Well played." "First rate!" "Did you forget about me?!" "I'm back, you subnormal halfwit!" "Hello again, dumbell!" Teleportation "Thank you, laborer!" >"Thank you, Kappa!" "Thank you, my friend." "Cheers, engineers!" Healed by Medic "Cheers, doctor" "Thank you, doctor." "Much appreciated, doctor." Capturing Intelligence/Control point "Was there ever any doubt?" "Cheers!" "My pleasure." "Well done, us!" "Our influence grows!" "Excellent!" Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied "Come stand on the point!" "Come stand on the point you idiot!" "Idiot! Come stand on the point." "Come stand on the point you imbecile!" Defense "What did they expect?" "Magnificent!" "Splendid!" Match start "Gentlemen?" >"Ladies?" "Shall we?" "After you." "Ahem." Match win "All in a day's work." "Heart warming." "But of course." "What did they expect?" "Naturally." "Excellent." "The outcome was never really in doubt." "Clearly they were outclassed." Match loss/Sudden death "Ohhhhh...merde." (Translation: "Ohhhh...shit.") "Hsssssssss!" "What a disaster!" "Well, this was a disappointment!" "I did all I could." "Not our finest moment" Cheers "Clearly, they were outclassed." "The outcome was never really in doubt." "Naturally." "Excellent!" "Heartwarming..." "But of course!" "All in a day's work." "What did they expect?" Jeers "Well, this was a disappointment!" "What a disaster!!" "Hssssss!" "Not our finest moment!" "I did all I could! "Awwwww...merde." (Translation-"Awwwww...shit.") Positive "Magnificent!" "Splendid!" "Top shelf!" "Excellent!" "First rate!" Negative "Preposterous!" "Argh..." "Agh!" "Ugh!" "Ughhhh..." "Oh, please..." "Oh, no..." Nice shot "Nice shot." "Admirable shot." "Superior shot!" Good Job "You have done well!" "Well played!" "Fine job!" Hit by Jarate "Is this... mon dieu!" (Translation: "Is this... my god!") "Jarate? Nooooooooo!" "I hate you!" >"Damn it, Patchouli, what the hell is WRONG WITH YOU?" "I have been shown who is the boss!" "Jarate? *cries* " "EWWWWEUGH!" Backstabbing an opponent "Thank you for being such a dear friend." "Surprise!" "Peek-a-boo!" "With my apologies." "Oh dear, I've made quite a mess." Sapping an Engineer's Sentry gun after having killed him "I murdered your toys as well." -- Backstabbing a Medic after killing the person he was healing "They should call you "Whiners Dr. NOOOOOO!" Domination of a Scout "[laughs] Well, off to visit your mother!" "You died as you lived: running away!" "Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, weren't you?" "Here lies Scout--he ran fast and died a virgin." "Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging?" >Speed won't help you. I already know what you're going to do before you do. (might want to rephrase this) "May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) "'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!" "Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up." >Yeesh, I closed my third eye for a reason... "So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people." Domination of a Demoman "'Ka-Boom' to you, sir!" "Don't feel bad; you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!" "The 'Black Scottish Cyclops' -- Now extinct!" "I merely finished what your liver started!" >All that alcohol can't be healthy for your mind... "Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!" "'Kaboom', indeed, you drunken wretch!" "How that's bottle of Scrumpy now?" Domination of an Engineer "Yippee ki-yay, my dead, illiterate friend!" "Howdy, pardner!" "Happy trails, laborer!" "Did I throw a wrench into your plans? [laughs maniacally]" "Not much of a quick-draw, are you, pardner?" >For one so shy, you aren't very alert... "Giddyup now -- to hell!" >Wanna come home with me? Domination of a Heavy "Oh, fat man, please!" "This is getting awkward!" "You disgust me, fat man!" "That is a diet I call 'death.'" "Dominated! You fatuous, fat-headed fat man!" "You died as you lived: morbidly obese!" "Your precious sandwich won't save you now, fatty!" "Aww, too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contest!" "What's the matter? Fat got your tongue?" Domination of a Medic "[laughs maniacally] Laughter really is the best medicine! [laughs again]" "(mockingly) Medic! Medic! Medic! [laughs maniacally]" "Aww, you almost healed me to death that time!" "I'm looking at your x-ray and I'm afraid you suck!" "[laughs] You are such a bad doctor! [laughs again]" "Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it?!" >Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it?! (meh, it works for Koishi too, why not.) Domination of a Pyro "Dominated! You mush-mouthed freak!" "Good lord! You fight like a woman!" "The world will thank me for this, you monster!" "Burn in hell, you mumbling abomination!" >I'm going to feed you to Okuu! "You look like death warmed over." Domination of a Sniper "Boo! You repulsive bushman!" "You disgust me, filthy jar man!" "(mocking Sniper) No worries mate!" "[laughs maniacally] You live in a van! [laughs again]" "Oh, please, just stay down!" > "I thought I'd save you the trouble of an aesthsma attack." "Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call a 'home.'" "(mocking Sniper) Good day to you, mate! [laughs]" Domination of a Soldier "Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time." "I dominate you, you sluggish simpleton." "At least you died for honor -- and my amusement!" "Oh, Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! [laughs]" "They can bury you in the 'Tomb of the Unskilled Soldier!'" >May Kanako dance on your grave. Domination of an enemy Spy "Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!" "We all knew you were a Spy!" "You are an amateur and a fool!" "I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!" "You are an embarassment to Spies everywhere!" spy_activatecharge01 "Activate the charge, doctor." spy_activatecharge02 "At your pleasure, doctor." spy_activatecharge03 "Doctor, if you please." spy_autocappedcontrolpoint01 "Well done us!" spy_autocappedcontrolpoint02 "Our influence grows!" spy_autocappedcontrolpoint03 "Excellent!" spy_autocappedintelligence01 "Was there ever any doubt?" spy_autocappedintelligence02 "My pleasure." spy_autocappedintelligence03 "Cheers." (Disguise kit taunt) spy_autodejectedtie01 "That was unfortunate." spy_autodejectedtie02 "I must be dreaming!" spy_autodejectedtie03 "Oohhhhh..." *disappointed/disgusted* spy_autoonfire01 "I appear to have burst into flames!" spy_autoonfire02 "Fire, fire, FIRE!" spy_autoonfire03 "I do believe I'm on fire." spy_battlecry01 "Gentlemen." >"Ladies." spy_battlecry02 "Shall we?" spy_battlecry03 "After you." spy_battlecry04 "Ahem." *clearing throat* (Revolver taunt) spy_cheers01 "All in a day's work." spy_cheers02 "Heart-warming." spy_cheers03 "But of course." spy_cheers04 "What did they expect." spy_cheers05 "Naturally." spy_cheers06 "Excellent." spy_cheers07 "The outcome was never really in doubt." spy_cheers08 "Clearly they were out-classed." spy_cloakedspy01 "It seems I am not the only Spy." spy_cloakedspy02 "Spy in our midst!" spy_cloakedspy03 "Spy, gentlemen." spy_cloakedspy04 "Spy among us." spy_cloakedspyidentify01 "That Scout is a Spy!" spy_cloakedspyidentify02 "The Soldier is a Spy!" spy_cloakedspyidentify03 "The Heavy is a Spy!" spy_cloakedspyidentify04 "The Pyro is a Spy!" spy_cloakedspyidentify05 "The Demoman is a Spy!" spy_cloakedspyidentify06 "That Spy is an enemy!" spy_cloakedspyidentify07 "That Spy is not one of us!" spy_cloakedspyidentify08 "The Medic is a Spy!" spy_cloakedspyidentify09 "The Engineer is a Spy!" spy_cloakedspyidentify10 "The Sniper is a Spy!" spy_DominationDemoMan01 "Ka-boom indeed, you drunken wretch." spy_DominationDemoMan02 "How's that bottle of scrumpy now?" spy_DominationDemoMan03 "Ka-boom to you, sir." spy_DominationDemoMan04 "Don't feel bad. You did a fine job tossing your little balls around." spy_DominationDemoMan05 "The Black Scottish Cyclops: now extinct!" spy_DominationDemoMan06 "I merely finished what your liver started!" spy_DominationDemoMan07 "Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!" spy_DominationEngineer01 "Yippie ki-yay, my dead illiterate friend!" spy_DominationEngineer02 "Howdy, pardner." *imitating engineer* spy_DominationEngineer03 "Happy trails, laborer." spy_DominationEngineer04 "Did I throw a wrench into your plans? Hahahaha!" spy_DominationEngineer05 "Not much of a quick draw, are you, partner?" spy_DominationEngineer06 "Giddy up now... to hell!" spy_DominationHeavy01 "Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward." spy_DominationHeavy02 "You disgust me, fat man!" spy_DominationHeavy03 "That is a diet I call /death/." spy_DominationHeavy04 "Dominated! You fatulous fat-headed fat man!" spy_DominationHeavy05 "You died as you lived: morbidly obese." spy_DominationHeavy06 "Your precious sandwich won't save you now, fatty!" spy_DominationHeavy07 "Ohhh... too bad this wasn't a pie eating contest!" spy_DominationHeavy08 "What's the matter? /Fat/ got your tongue? Hahaha!" spy_DominationMedic01 "Laughter really /is/ the best medicine! Hahaha!" spy_DominationMedic02 "Medic, medic, medic! Hahaha!" *mocking the call* spy_DominationMedic03 "Ohhh... you almost healed me to death that time!" spy_DominationMedic04 "I'm looking at your X-ray... and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!" spy_DominationMedic05 "You are such... a bad doctor! Hahaha!" *the pause is caused by him holding in laughter* spy_DominationMedic06 "Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!" spy_DominationPyro01 "Dominated! You mush-mouthed freak!" spy_DominationPyro02 "Good lord! You fight like a woman!" spy_DominationPyro03 "The world will thank me for this, you monster!" spy_DominationPyro04 "Burn in hell, you mumbling abomination!" spy_DominationPyro05 "You look like death worn over. Hehehe..." spy_DominationScout01 "Well, off to visit your mother!" spy_DominationScout02 "You died as you lived: running away!" spy_DominationScout03 "Oooh, you were quick as a little bunny, weren't you?" spy_DominationScout04 "Here lies Scout: he ran fast and died a virgin." spy_DominationScout05 "Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging?" spy_DominationScout06 "May I borrow your earpiece? *mocking* This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!" spy_DominationScout07 "Nothing personal. I just had to shut you up!" spy_DominationScout08 "So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people." spy_DominationSniper01 "Boo! You repulsive bushman!" spy_DominationSniper02 "You disgust me, filthy jar man!" spy_DominationSniper03 *mocking*"No worries, mate! Hahaha!" spy_DominationSniper04 "You live in a /van/! Hahaha!" spy_DominationSniper05 "Oh please, just stay down." spy_DominationSniper06 "Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home." spy_DominationSniper07 *mocking*"Good day to you, mate! Hahaha!" // REIMU spy_DominationSoldier01 "Maybe your colleagues will send a MAN next time!" spy_DominationSoldier02 "I dominate you! You sluggish simpleton." spy_DominationSoldier03 "At least you died for honor... and my amusement!" spy_DominationSoldier04 "Oh Soldier... who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! Hahaha!" spy_DominationSoldier05 "They can bury you in the tomb of the "Unskilled Soldier"." // UTSUHO spy_DominationSoldier01B "Maybe your colleagues will send a MAN next time!" spy_DominationSoldier02B "I dominate you! You sluggish simpleton." spy_DominationSoldier03B "At least you died for honor... and my amusement!" spy_DominationSoldier04B "Oh Soldier... who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! Hahaha!" spy_DominationSoldier05B "They can bury you in the tomb of the "Unskilled Soldier"." // YUKA spy_DominationSoldier01C "Maybe your colleagues will send a MAN next time!" spy_DominationSoldier02C "I dominate you! You sluggish simpleton." spy_DominationSoldier03C "At least you died for honor... and my amusement!" spy_DominationSoldier04C "Oh Soldier... who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! Hahaha!" spy_DominationSoldier05C "They can bury you in the tomb of the "Unskilled Soldier"." spy_DominationSpy01 "Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you." spy_DominationSpy02 "We all knew you were a Spy!" spy_DominationSpy03 "You are an amateur and a fool!" spy_DominationSpy04 "I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue." spy_DominationSpy05 "You are an embaressment to Spies everywhere!" spy_go01 "Move!" spy_go02 "Let us move!" spy_go03 "Proceed!" spy_goodjob01 "Well played." spy_goodjob02 "Fine job." (Disguise kit taunt) spy_goodjob03 "You have done well." spy_headleft01 "Left!" spy_headleft02 "To the left!" spy_headleft03 "Go left!" spy_headright01 "Right!" spy_headright02 "To the right!" spy_headright03 "Go right!" spy_helpme01 "Help!" spy_helpme02 "Some assistance, please!" spy_helpme03 "I require assistance!" spy_helpmecapture01 "Come help me capture this!" spy_helpmecapture02 "Help me capture the point!" spy_helpmecapture03 "Would someone care to help me capture this!" spy_helpmedefend01 "Help me defend!" spy_helpmedefend02 "More defense required here!" spy_helpmedefend03 "I could use a hand defending here!" spy_incoming01 "Incoming!" spy_incoming02 "Incoming!" spy_incoming03 "Incoming!" spy_JarateHit01 "Is this...? MON DIEU!" *meaning: MY GOD!" spy_JarateHit02 "Jarate? NOOO!" spy_JarateHit03 "I /HATE/ YOU!" spy_JarateHit04 "I have been shown who is the boss!" spy_JarateHit05 "Jarate? *dispaired cries*" spy_JarateHit06 "Eeeeuuuhhhh!" *disgusted cry* spy_jeers01 "*Makes a hissing noise*" spy_jeers02 "Well, this was a disappointment." (Revolver taunt) spy_jeers03 "I did all I could." spy_jeers04 "What a disaster!" spy_jeers05 "Not our finest moment." spy_jeers06 "Ohh...merde!" *I believe this means shit* spy_laughevil01 *self-explanatory* spy_laughevil02 *self-explanatory* spy_laughhappy01 spy_laughhappy02 spy_laughhappy03 spy_laughlong01 spy_laughshort01 ---These are all just different laughs--- spy_laughshort02 spy_laughshort03 spy_laughshort04 (Disguise kit taunt) spy_laughshort05 (Disguise kit taunt) spy_laughshort06 spy_medic01 "Doctor!" spy_medic02 "Doctor!" spy_medic03 "Medic!" spy_MedicFollow01 "This way, doctor!" spy_MedicFollow02 "Follow me, doctor!" spy_MeleeDare01 "Let's settle this like gentlemen!" spy_MeleeDare02 "Queen's Rules?" spy_moveup01 "Move these things up!" spy_moveup02 "Move these machines up!" spy_needdispenser01 "Place a dispenser here!" spy_needsentry01 "Place a sentry here!" spy_needteleporter01 "Place a teleporter here!" spy_negativevocalization01 *Disgusted moan* spy_negativevocalization02 *Shorter disgusted moan* spy_negativevocalization03 "Preposterous!" spy_negativevocalization04 "Oh, please!" (Disguise kit taunt) spy_negativevocalization05 "Oh, please." spy_negativevocalization06 "Oh no." spy_negativevocalization07 "Aughh!" spy_negativevocalization08 *Disgusted groan* spy_negativevocalization09 "Ohhhhhh...." *in a disgusted groaning tone* spy_niceshot01 "Nice shot." spy_niceshot02 "Admirable shot." spy_niceshot03 "Superior shot." spy_no01 "I think not." spy_no02 "No!" spy_no03 "I'm afraid not!" spy_paincrticialdeath01 spy_paincrticialdeath02 ---Death Screams!--- spy_paincrticialdeath03 spy_painsevere01 spy_painsevere02 spy_painsevere03 spy_painsevere04 spy_painsevere05 ---Pain screams!--- spy_painsharp01 spy_painsharp02 spy_painsharp03 spy_painsharp04 spy_positivevocalization01 "Excellent." spy_positivevocalization02 "Splendid!" spy_positivevocalization03 "Magnificent!" spy_positivevocalization04 "First rate!" spy_positivevocalization05 "Top-shelf!" spy_Revenge01 "Hello again, dumbbell!" spy_Revenge02 "I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!" spy_Revenge03 "Did you forget about me?" spy_sentryahead01 "Sentry just ahead!" spy_sentryahead02 "Sentry ahead!" spy_specialcompleted01 "Apologies." spy_specialcompleted02 "With my apologies." spy_specialcompleted03 "Oh dear, I've made quite a mess." (Revolver taunt) spy_specialcompleted04 "Sorry to pop in unnanounced." spy_specialcompleted05 "I murdered your toys as well!" spy_specialcompleted06 "Pardon me." spy_specialcompleted07 "I never really was on your side." (Revolver taunt) spy_specialcompleted08 "Thank you for being such a dear friend." spy_specialcompleted09 "Coward!" spy_specialcompleted10 "You disgust me!" spy_specialcompleted11 "You got blood on my suit!" (Revolver taunt) spy_specialcompleted12 "Suprise!" spy_specialcompleted-assistedkill01 "I appreciate your help." spy_specialcompleted-assistedkill02 "My appreciation, amigo." spy_standonthepoint01 "Come stand on the point!" spy_standonthepoint02 "Come stand on the point, you idiot!" spy_standonthepoint03 "Idiot! Come stand on the point!" spy_standonthepoint04 "Come stand on the point, you imbecile!" spy_thanks01 "Prego." spy_thanks02 "Many thanks." spy_thanks03 "Thank you." spy_thanksfortheheal01 "Cheers, doctor!" spy_thanksfortheheal02 "Thank you, doctor!" spy_thanksfortheheal03 "Much appreciated, doctor!" spy_thanksfortheteleporter01 "Thank you, laborer!" spy_thanksfortheteleporter02 "Thank you, my friend!" spy_thanksfortheteleporter03 "Cheers, engineers!" spy_yes01 "Yes!" spy_yes02 "But of course!" spy_yes03 "Of course!" taunts\spy_taunts01 "Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly." taunts\spy_taunts02 "I'm going to gut you, like a cornish game hen!" (Knife taunt) taunts\spy_taunts03 "You are all incompetent cowards!" taunts\spy_taunts04 "I'll be seeing you!" taunts\spy_taunts05 *whistles, making an eerie ghost sound* taunts\spy_taunts06 "Peek-a-boo!" taunts\spy_taunts07 "Why don't we just give up, partner?" *imitating engineer* taunts\spy_taunts08 "Everyone back to the base, partner!" *imitating engineer* taunts\spy_taunts09 "Just lay your weapons down and walk away!" (Knife taunt) taunts\spy_taunts10 "I'm coming for you!" taunts\spy_taunts11 "May I make a suggestion? Run." taunts\spy_taunts12 "You're, all of you, quite out of your depth." taunts\spy_taunts13 "You know, hiding won't save you." taunts\spy_taunts14 "They should call you whiners "Dr. NOOOOOOO!"" taunts\spy_taunts15 "You suck!" taunts\spy_taunts16 "This WILL be the last time you see me."